Bali, Baby! The Snarky First-Timer’s Guide to Not Screwing It Up

Ready to slay Bali without looking like total rookies? We’re Bogi and Viktor—Hungarian travel badasses who’ve dodged scams , surfed waves , and haggled hawkers into tears across 40+ countries (Bogi’s the backpacking vet , Viktor’s the reformed careerist who caught the bug ). Now, we’re spilling our Bali cheats in this no-BS e-book—your ticket to not sucking at your first trip!

What this eBook contains:
We didn’t write some snoozy guidebook. This is our sassy, snarky playbook packed with:

• Etiquette hacks—we’ll get you saronged up , dodging holy snacks , and grinning like pros.
• Photo ops—we’ll hook you up at Gates of Heaven and Bali Swing , minus the selfie-stick mob.
• Activities—we’ll send you snorkeling in Amed , surfing in Canggu , and rafting in Ubud (don’t wipe out too bad).
• Itineraries—we’ve got a 5-day sprint (Seminyak, Ubud) or a 7-day flex (add Canggu, Nusa Penida).
• Survival tips—we’ll help you dodge fake guides , overpriced trinkets , and Bali belly like bosses.

Why you need this eBook:
Bali’s a paradise with a pulse , but it’ll chew up clueless newbies and spit ‘em out—broke , lost , or puking . We’ve been there, screwed that, and learned the hard way so you don’t have to. This guide’s your cheat code to owning the island without the rookie flops.

Why learn from THIS book:
We’re not armchair bloggers or cookie-cutter guides —we’re real travelers who’ve lived the chaos, from Bali’s waves to its warungs . Our playbook’s battle-tested , snark-loaded , and built to make you a Bali badass, not a cautionary tale.

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Grab it, download it, and let’s make Bali your bitch—roll with us, you brilliant cheapskates!